Location Means Relaxation.

I think the only thing I'd change about my current living situation is to uproot the entire house and backyard and drop it on a beach. Preferably on a beach in a foreign country.
A warm foreign country.
With a good economy and cheap beer.
Cheap, delicious, cold beer.
And Mexican food!

Plus a good internet signal and a nearby bookstore with books in English and these same books are books I want to read.
There should also be reptiles in this country. Or really cool animals like they have in Madagascar. But no violence or rainforest destruction.
Oo! And freedom! Freedom would be nice. Democratic governmental institutions with a great big heaping pile of Freedom on top.

Did I mention the beer?