Webbed Duck Feet.

Guess what I'm eating for lunch? Donald and daffy would be ashamed.

Note: On further study I realize duck feet are already webbed and there's no need to double up and call them webbed. I just wanted to get across the idea that you can really see the webs, and there's no doubt you're eating something a duck used to walk on...or paddle on...or forge for bread on.
Either way I didn't touch 'em. I've had them before and they taste just like you'd expect; rubbery and chewy and not flavorful.